Things I have learned (often the hard way)

25 Feb 2026 • Humour Lists Truths

A non-exhaustive list of truths from IT, cars, and business. None of these are controversial. They only feel controversial when you’re living the opposite.

If it’s not monitored, it’s not managed.
“It’s always worked before” is not evidence; it’s nostalgia.
Anything can be fixed with enough time and money. The tricky part is picking one.
If the vendor says it’s “seamless”, check what they mean by seam.
Every project has two budgets: the one you wrote down, and the one reality will invoice you for later.
Classic cars don’t break more. They just don’t pretend they didn’t.

If you recognise yourself in any of these, don’t worry. I do too.